Two days ago I woke up with a huge swollen left elbow. Some how I had screwed up the tendons in my left arm. Problem is I have no idea what the hell happened. I didn’t bang the shit out of it, and I’m right handed so we can rule out anything racey. You know what I’m talking about. I’ve been on injured reserve now for a few days eating Motrin and playing through the pain. I’ve listed myself as day-to-day and although I’m dinged up I’m still working like a champion.
Yeah, sorry you cool documentary film directors but your free pass is over. Stop filming all your documentaries that look like the camera person has turrets syndrome. I know you think that is what your demographic wants, but every documentary doesn’t need to look like a Halo first person shooter video game. You got that you wanna be Tarantinos?
I was watching World of Jenks tonight on MTV and it’s a good show but I don’t need the obligatory shaky sunset shot through the car window. Seriously, why does EVERY documentary ever made in the history of the world have to include that shot? Do something else creative, you’re making a documentary, think of something on your own. You will NOT be fined if you don’t include that shot, I promise. I just can’t stand to see the same shit over and over and over without calling out some of these assholes. It’s a documentary I get it, but I don’t need every shot to be shaky, grainy and off the shoulder. What nobody can ever use a tripod? That’s horse-crap, get your act together ass burgers. I’m not talking directly to World of Jenks but more-so the entire population of documentary film makers. You guys and girls are so creative, prove it and do something with some originality.
Alright I’m done, that just pissed me off and I need to rant about it.
New Segment here on Atomic Gator, Rapid fire Rich. More stories equals more funny. May stick, may not, who gives a shit either way? This is me staying ahead of the curve and letting you all ride my coat tails. (metaphor) I have no coats with tails on them. Yes that is my arm in my sun glasses reflection. You’re welcome.