I have a camera, I have a two kids age 4 and 6 so we have lots of toys everywhere. Periodically I’m going to show off my photo genius.
Here’s some silly shit I’ve run across lately. Pathetic I know but whatever, it’s my blog and I’m lazy
Worse getaway vehicles ever. Please, please, I implore you. If you need a fast getaway, steer clear of these. Trust me on this, I’ve done a lot of research and development
Seriously, how reliable could these dudes be?
I’m counting down ten of the worst idea’s I’ve ever had. Without further delay: #10
Hiking the Appalachian trail wearing a bear suit
I was shot 9 fucking times and humped by 3 real bears, not sure which was worse. That was just a stupid ass idea and makes it into my top 10. Up next number 9, I think. I don’t have a calculator in front of me.
Hello I’m Ron Burgundy and here are your headlines today:
Our top story today. Some very cold, small kids (Chile miners) were rescued after months underground today. Everyone was happy and even the happy rabbit bounced back and forth. Not sure what that means but it was in my script so I’m reading it.. In honor of this historic rescue, Chili’s Bar and Grill, a local favorite of mine, is offering half off their Chlli Con Queso dip and chips. Well done Chili’s, well done.
New Segment here on Atomic Gator, Rapid fire Rich. More stories equals more funny. May stick, may not, who gives a shit either way? This is me staying ahead of the curve and letting you all ride my coat tails. (metaphor) I have no coats with tails on them. Yes that is my arm in my sun glasses reflection. You’re welcome.
I love a good prank and these are some of the ones I’ve really enjoyed online. There are probably millions out there, so I won’t say these are the best but they are all pretty damn good. If you have a few minutes watch them and enjoy. If you don’t have a few minutes then go back to your miserable life.