First Lindsay Lohan goes from only dating guys to all of a sudden switching teams to be girlfriends with Samantha Ronson. Big deal right, Lindsay is a train wreck? Well we find out this week that soon to be single Christina Aquilera has also been linked to Samantha Ronson. What the hell is going on here? Not only does Samantha Ronson get the some of the biggest celebrity girlfriends she also gets them to switch teams. All I can say is WOW, that is very impressive. She must have some kind of magic in that box of hers, I have no other way of explaining it. I mean look at her, she looks like a dude. A very stupid ass looking dude.
Hello I’m Ron Burgundy and here are your headlines today:
Our top story today. Some very cold, small kids (Chile miners) were rescued after months underground today. Everyone was happy and even the happy rabbit bounced back and forth. Not sure what that means but it was in my script so I’m reading it.. In honor of this historic rescue, Chili’s Bar and Grill, a local favorite of mine, is offering half off their Chlli Con Queso dip and chips. Well done Chili’s, well done.