His fucking name wasn’t even Rex.
A Nebraska man named Tyler Gold petitioned the court this week to change his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex because “it’s cooler.”
Know what’s not cool? Changing your name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, shithead.
Here are some better suggestions for his name change.
Shit for Brainsosaurus
Me surfing, circa 1985. Neptune Beach, Fl.
First off I’ve been gone a week or so at the beach, trying to relax and recoup. It’s hard work being unstoppable and I needed to recharge my batteries. While I was gone at the beach those assholes in Hollywood tried to sneak one by me. They re-released Avatar at the movie theaters? Two things really bother the shit out of me about this. Number one: things must be pretty bleak right now at the box office if you’re re-releasing a movie that is already out on DVD (Expendables I’m looking at you). Number two: Fuck James Cameron.
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Look at this clown! Way to go Chinese and by Chinese I mean the entire 1.3 billion. You guys sure know how to humiliate a dog and you’re good at math. I can’t remember, what year in the Chinese Calendar is the year of the ugly painted dog? Because to me it seems like it’s every year.
Look at this green and yellow piece of shit dye job. Body is all green and the head is yellow? I don’t understand the clown dog but at least he’s multicolored. Green and yellow? Yeah he looks pissed off, I would be too. I think I would attack the clown dog and blame it on my bad green and yellow dye job.