New Segment here on Atomic Gator, Rapid fire Rich. More stories equals more funny. May stick, may not, who gives a shit either way? This is me staying ahead of the curve and letting you all ride my coat tails. (metaphor) I have no coats with tails on them. Yes that is my arm in my sun glasses reflection. You’re welcome.
Some people call this list their “bucket” list, but that sounds stupid. My list of cool things to do before I die is simply called my Awesome list. Been done before, right? 101 things to do before you die, YAWN… Hasn’t been done like this, trust me. This is shit you really want to do.
By the way, that is not my hand. My hands are not fat and gay.
Why, you ask? Why not? Hi, we’re Nickelback and we have torn jeans, oh and we’re from Canada, eh. Before you judge me on destroying Nickelback, please hear me out. Just for fun, let’s round Nickelback up in a huge cargo net. Dip the net in gasoline and then set it ablaze. Sounds fun so far, right?