Wow, you live long enough you’ll see it all. I pronounce myself ready to die once I saw the video of the dead flying cat helicopter. You heard me right. His owner had him stuffed like a taxidermist does with a deer, or duck or any other exotic animal. Then he strapped some blades on him and made him the world’s first remote control dead flying cat. Say that 3 times in a row. The owner has big plans for the cat on his birthday.
“He will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday.”
This blog will be 2 years old in March so I need to evaluate where to go next. I need help with your input. I never ask for much from my readers only to laugh, so please take 30 seconds to answer the stupid poll or leave a comment or preferably both. I’m working on a give-away of some sort too. I’ll ask for 50 comments total then I’ll give something real cool away. I promise you’ll like it and I promise to make it personal.
If you don’t comment or click the poll I’ll just assume you don’t give a shit about me or this blog. That’s cool too. Just know that no comment and no vote means you don’t like us. So, if you want me to continue this blog and contribute more often, LET ME KNOW.
All the convenience of a phone booth, without the quarters!
Every new iPhone should come with a sweet retro hand set. Forget smaller, it’s time to go old school. Before, if you were on your Bluetooth, nobody knew if you were on the phone with someone or just a babbling idiot. Put this monster head set to your ear and trust me, nobody will have any trouble determining if you’re on the phone or not.
Piece of shit Casey Anthony was spotted this week shopping in Ohio. Judging by her “disguise” she needs help. Glasses and a hat are not cloaking devices, they are just glasses and a hat. Unlike her baby killing, her disguising skills needs lots of help.
Lollapalooza invades Chicago this weekend. It’s the twentieth anniversary for Lolla. Congrats, next year you can legally drink. As if I needed another reason to avoid downtown Chicago. 90,000 smelly, drunk people should keep me away. Seriously, who want’s to do anything in the hot sun with 90,000 other people? Not this guy. No word yet weather or not Amy Winehouse will preform? What? Too soon?
Look I don’t have much to say so I’ll just touch on a few things. My one year anniversary for this piece of shit blog is on March 14th so maybe I’ll do a best of for the one year anniversary. But, don’t hold your breath. This blog has lost it’s steam and may be on life support. Or it may just have the flu, I’ll keep you updated.
Mel, Mel, Mel. We are all aware by now that Mel Gibson’s mouth is indeed a lethal weapon. I’m not going to go into the details, we’ve all read the stories, seen or heard the tapes and know he’s been a huge asshole lately.
They only thing he hasn’t done is put on a t-shirt that says I support BP Oil in the Gulf. Even his agency fired him after the latest round of foul mouth sound offs. Never fear Mel, Rich from Atomic Gator is here and although I don’t know why, I’m here to help you. Yes me, the guy that invented cool and the guy that brought you awesome. I have a few ideas to help Mel improve his image and get back in the good graces of the forgiving public.