I have nothing to sell but when I do, I’m calling it:
THE JERK STORE
When I’m famous I’m selling everything. Used gum, old underwear, spy secrets nothing is off limits (don’t tell the wife) Don’t worry there will be the usual suspects as well. Comedy DVD’s, T-shirts, wife beaters, stickers etc.
Till then, we’ll just have an empty building with a new JERK STORE sign out front that says coming soon. Which could mean tomorrow or in ten years, or anything in between.