Counting down the top ten worst idea’s I’ve ever had. I present you with bad idea #8
Getting in the octagon with a real MMA fighter
That was just a dumb ass move on my part. He literally beat my ass and then some.
Even though I was in the best shape of my life. Even though I was mentally prepared and mentally sharp, I still got my fucking ass kicked. Go figure. Me, 42, out of shape, lazy old man.
Even though he was no match at all for my quick whit, mind blowing comedy or sparkling light up a room personality, none of that seemed to matter. Hard to believe I know, but seriously I got my cranium knocked in along with about 15 concussions.
I was so prepared. I had a cool nickname: THE MAGIC MAN, now you see me, now you don’t. I came prepared with a cool catch phrase. “SHAKE AND BAKE.” Apparently I was a little influenced by watching Talladega Nights, the legend of Ricky Bobby the night before. And still, none of it mattered, my ass was thoroughly whooped.
That was a real bad idea. A down right fucking horrible idea. Yet, there are 7 more I consider worse.