Good to see Jesus and The Colonel out amongst the commoners. Colonel Sanders with his trademark white suit and Jesus with his trademark grande Chai Creme Frappuccino latte.
Whoa Bob, zip it up. You’re supposed to tease the weather not rape the entire Midwest.
I hate Vanity Plates but I can see where this one would come in handy. I guess he got “NOT OJ” on his plate since “NOT OJ but still a MORON” wouldn’t fit.
From the Olan Mills files:
I hereby present you with the Mustache Brothers or the Super Mario Brothers: Mario and Luigi. FYI don’t let the camouflage suspenders miss your radar, they are there just lurking over the shirt. Nothing says class like denim suspenders. Both of you turn in you man cards now, that’s an order.
Family of Mullets: Why are they so happy? Don’t they own any mirrors? Are those laser cats behind them.
This shitty picture is sponsored by Busch Light: When your picture sucks as bad as your beer, Busch Light.
I hope you enjoyed Atomic Gator, bask in the glow of greatness. I have no idea what the hell that means.
Short story on this photo: Lady Gaga was walking through a hotel on her way to a concert in Australia and passed by a wedding reception. She went in, took a few pictures with the wedding party then went off to her concert. She later returned after her concert was over and bought the entire wedding crowd a round of drinks. Someone ‘Telephone’ the ‘Paparazzi’ Lady Gaga has her ‘Poker Face’ on! Sorry, I know that was cheesy but I couldn’t resist. Way to go Gaga.
Speaking of Lady Gaga, check out her song ‘Telephone’ done by Pomplamoose: Really great cover.
Hey Mom or Dad, yes this is a vibrator!
This photo is so choice, I applaud the young lady for using the words vibrator and trashy lingerie for her parents to read. Great closing to her note as well. Love, your adult daughter. Memo to parents: She’s an adult, let her go, you are only making yourself look bad.
Snooping in your child’s stuff: Free. Getting busted by your daughter: Priceless. Learning about her vibrator and trashy lingerie: Awesome.