MMMMMMM Heart Attack…
It’s the new KFC Sandwich that is loaded with flavor and calories! Now I’m not a nutritionist nor do I eat like one but this appears to be a little too much. Double Down on what, my chances for diabetes? Perhaps condiments it should come with include napkins and angioplasty doctors in your area. [tweetmeme source=”richramirez1” only_single=false]
Lets go to the Stats:
- Two pieces of fried chicken
- Two pieces of bacon
- Two melted slices of Monterey Jack or Pepper Jack cheese (what if I want both?)
- Covered in Colonel’s sauce (please insert own joke here)
- Calories: 540
- Fat Grams: 32
- Sodium: 1380 mg
- No bun
Can you imagine how this meeting went down at KFC Headquarters? Team Leader: Your mission is to build a complete bullshit sandwich that only truck drivers or drunk people will eat. Here is the result: 2 pieces of fried chicken slapped together with bacon, cheese and sauce. MMMM it’s artery stopping good!
Simple in design, brilliant in it’s goal: destroy the human race. Scientists and global leaders across the planet are more worried about Global Warming but KFC can pump this shit out of their drive-thru window? That is a convenient truth.
These two are a true Double Down!
McDonald’s reportedly pissed off
The bar has been set by KFC and now Ronald McDonald is forced to play catch up. The McGriddle sandwich had an early lead for McDonald’s but the KFC Double Down is taking things up a notch. Reports have McDonald’s experimenting with a concoction that involves the McRib, McFish, the Big Mac and a bun made entirely of french fries and milkshakes.
One of these two will kill a person directly at the counter after their first bite, it’s a certainty like the first moon launch.
It will happen just when and where are the only uncertainties. Stay tuned both are in strong contention.
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