Look at this clown! Way to go Chinese and by Chinese I mean the entire 1.3 billion. You guys sure know how to humiliate a dog and you’re good at math. I can’t remember, what year in the Chinese Calendar is the year of the ugly painted dog? Because to me it seems like it’s every year.
Look at this green and yellow piece of shit dye job. Body is all green and the head is yellow? I don’t understand the clown dog but at least he’s multicolored. Green and yellow? Yeah he looks pissed off, I would be too. I think I would attack the clown dog and blame it on my bad green and yellow dye job.