Titanic 2: Newer and even more unsinkable than the last one which is currently at the bottom of the ocean floor
Australian Billionaire to build a replica of the Titanic. I hope they go with a different captain this time. More than 1,500 people died after the Titanic hit an iceberg in the North Atlantic on its first voyage. No telling how many people will be killed this time around. Everyone always talks about the Titanic but there was a winner in this altercation and it’s this iceberg. One of the few pictures taken of the winner. This was an iceberg in the location and it had red ship paint on it. Photograph taken by Prinze Adelbert aboard a passing ship 3 days after Titanic sank. No word yet who will direct the film chronicling the sinking of this unsinkable ship.
Avengers comes out Friday May 4th
I’m sure it’s going to be a big hit but come on, Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk?
“Where are the NACHOS? I mean, grrrrrr Hulk Mad”
I like Mark Ruffalo as much as the next person but to me he doesn’t seem quite the Super Hero type. More like have a beer, don’t shave and sit on the couch all weekend type.
This is a super hero! Woof Courtesy: Marvel Comics
Best Craig’s list car ad EVER
This ad has it all. Snappy graphics of Unicorns, a bar graph, bullet points, memorable quotes and a attention grabbing title: Jesus tap-dancing Christ!
“There are three things I want in a guy: Tall, Dark, and drives a fucking teal Grand Am.” Every Woman since the dawn of 1995″
World’s most expensive and dumbest alarm clock. It won’t shut up!
For those who always hit snooze here’s a device that will cost a lot of money but will get your lazy ass out of bed. You can’t turn the alarm off without going to another room and manually switching off the clock at the junction box located in another room. Another “great” feature of this clock is it looks like a box of turds. This wonderful, and by wonderful I mean hunk of shit can be yours for $200-$350. So for around $300 you can wake up and immediately get out of bed and go to a closet in another room to shut this fucking thing up. Makes perfect sense to me. This has Skymall written all over it.
I’m married, so I already have something that is very expensive, won’t shut up and makes me get out of bed everyday.