Worse getaway vehicles ever. Please, please, I implore you. If you need a fast getaway, steer clear of these. Trust me on this, I’ve done a lot of research and development
Seriously, how reliable could these dudes be?
Hot Air Balloon
Go, go, go, go!! I am, hold on. It takes awhile for the hot air to fill the entire balloon. Why didn’t you do this when I was INSIDE the bank?
the logistics would just be too much. How can you carry the loot and bounce this fucking thing?
Not really going to get away with much if they can just casually walk around the lake and wait to arrest your ass.
Can you describe the clown on the unicycle?
Just not sure these “Princess” roller blades would be up to the rigors of an inner city high speed chase
I mean would there be any room for me, much less the loot?
I’m afraid you might stick out too much and might not blend in with the crowd with these. Plus you can only go about 100 feet in 5 minutes, which is not ideal for getaways.