All the convenience of a phone booth, without the quarters!
Every new iPhone should come with a sweet retro hand set. Forget smaller, it’s time to go old school. Before, if you were on your Bluetooth, nobody knew if you were on the phone with someone or just a babbling idiot. Put this monster head set to your ear and trust me, nobody will have any trouble determining if you’re on the phone or not.
I need a better package (phone)
New monthly phone packages like unlimited talk, text and
unlimited porn surfing, errr I mean unlimited internet surfing. ALL for $5.99 a month. Apple has enough money. You make this package available and every man, woman and child in America would sign up. BOOM, you just made your profit back. You may have lowered prices a ton but you gained every person on EARTH that has a cell phone, that should cover your losses.
I need a leggy model
How about a new spokes person for Apple. With the passing of Steve Jobs
why don’t you sign that sexy T-mobile broad to be the face of Apple?
I’m not sure I trust her but I would be very attentive and looking at what she has to say.
Is this too much to ask? I recently saw my father-in-law’s HTC Thunderbolt and it looks like a fucking laptop compared to my piece of shit second generation iPhone. Get with the program bitches. You may be Apple but you have some catching up to do. Stop ignoring the iPhone and quit making everything bigger and better for your iPad. Remember when the iPhone was Apple’s only child? Now they are the screwed up older kid who isn’t getting any attention because of the newest addition to the Apple family.
How about a real battery that can last longer than a day
We send satellites in orbit that go into the far reaches of our universe looking at Black matter but I can’t play angry birds and talk on the phone without getting a damn 20% battery life warning. Just fix the damn thing and while your at it, fix the fucking antenna issues. I understand you started to OWN the cell phone market but now that there are some real players out there, you need to do it better and faster than everyone else. You aren’t the only game in town anymore.
I want to push a button and smell BACON!
It’s 2011 folks, I don’t care if my phone can do a million things, I want something I can really enjoy, BACON! We can call it the Bacon Button. With one push, it’s the smell of sweet hickory smoked bacon. Is this too much to ask? Hell no.
Social Media the shit out of the phone
Seriously, this should be a no brainier. What’s more important to the millions of phone users than updating their status? Make a permanent FACEBOOK and TWITTER button. Make it easier for everyone, even those old farts. Take a picture, push one button and done. I know there are apps for that crap but it should become part of the permanent phone landscape.
This isn’t my first story on the iPhone
How about the world’s dumbest apps
Put a motion detector on that bitch so nobody can text and drive
Seriously, let’s use this technology to save some lives. The “Hey, what are you doing?” text can wait till you stop the fucking car.