I’m debuting a new series on my blog: Sizzling News Bacon. I’m going to start blogging on the news of the day or the news of the week, depending on how ambitious I feel. You’ll get my take on the daily news, entertainment, sports, weather and maybe even traffic.
Sizzling News Bacon: Volume 1 August 4th, 2011
Dow Jones plunges 500 points: My take: If you really read my blog for financial news you are a real dumb ass who doesn’t deserve money. Worst day on the market since 2008. What does it mean? Not much, it’s fake money. Same thing happens on days the Dow goes up 500 points, you gain very little money unless you’re a billionaire, in which case you aren’t reading this blog.
Planet of the Apes opens tomorrow? Seriously? How many fucking Planet of the Apes movies do we need?
Shark Week continues. I’ve watched a few shows this week and I’m quite impressed. I’ve seen sharks eat lots of shit, tear up shit and apparently they attack beach goers without remorse. I’ve even seen flying Sharks. I keep hearing how they are misunderstood and not human hunters. That may be the case but don’t tell me, tell those razor faced sharks who eat people every summer.
Jersey Shore Italy begins tonight. IF you only watch one episode a season you are caught up. They fight with each other, they fight with others. They drink, go out and do other things people their age do. There you go, there is the show in a nutshell.
It’s summer, it’s hot. Quit bitching. That was your accu weather update.
Tropical Storm Emily. Wait, Emily? Dissipated over Haiti. Am I the only one who wasn’t worried about a Tropical Storm named Emily? What was she going to do slap me with her purse and a dump few inches of rain? Then as she was leaving probably yell at me to get off the coach and do some yard work. When Tropical Storm Conan the Destoryer heads toward the United States, let me know.
If you are in a car and near a large metropolis near rush hour, you are probably in traffic.
That’s today’s headlines, go do something now. (maybe I’ll work on my network tagline)