The blog turns 1 today! Just 20 more years and we’ll be able to drink legally. I said legally because you all know daddy drinks a little when he types out his blog posts.
Oh what fun we’ve had in a year. We laughed, we cried and we wasted a lot of time. Well we didn’t laugh a lot, nor did we cry but we did waste a lot of time.
To my loyal readers thanks for coming by and hopefully every now and then you were entertained.
If I had to pick out my top 5 or 6 or 7 posts of the past year (and evidently I do) these would be them:
Family Car Stickers (Stop it bitches)
My Quest for the new iPhone 4. We see how effective that quest was. I’m still using my cracked piece of shit iPhone from 2008
Hey Cartoons, bring back the violence if that’s not asking too much!
Hey Future, you suck. Where are my flying cars and jet packs? Bitches.
SkyMall magazine: just a catalog full of worthless shit
Here at the stats:
85,000 hits or clicks or whatever the hell you call them
Busiest day: July 12: 747 hits (everyone must have been really bored that day)
810 comments (most of them negative)
Story drafts that I started but never wrote or published (call this the Extra’s like on your stupid DVD’s)
I hate clowns (that one had promise)
Can we talk about midgets? (am I right?)
Memo to TAG and AXE body spray users: You’re not that cool assholes (this one was a winner)