I know some of you read the title and were expecting an article about Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. Sorry to disappoint you, I’m talking about an actual Coke Robot. This dude walks around Japan and dispenses coke products. Oh those Asians are always ahead of the curve when it comes to vending machines.
Coke Jokes dispensed:
- Don’t mind me, I’m coked out of my damn mind.
- Coke, it’s the real thing. and by real we mean Robot.
- Where the hell is the Pepsi Robot? I thought so, suck it Pepsi.
- Oddly enough, when he gets hot and thirsty his arms aren’t long enough to score a coke of his own.
- What these hook like hands? Oh they’re to grope you when you get a drink. I mean, they are nothing, just twisted metal. (wink)
- You want change? What do I look like a walking ATM? Tell you what, bend over and I’ll give you your god damn change.
- What am I? It’s obvious you aren’t a golfer. Just kidding I’m a coke machine, you moron.
Alright, I have exhausted my coke robot jokes, lets move on.