Two days ago I woke up with a huge swollen left elbow. Some how I had screwed up the tendons in my left arm. Problem is I have no idea what the hell happened. I didn’t bang the shit out of it, and I’m right handed so we can rule out anything racey. You know what I’m talking about. I’ve been on injured reserve now for a few days eating Motrin and playing through the pain. I’ve listed myself as day-to-day and although I’m dinged up I’m still working like a champion.
After racking my brain for the past few days, I think I finally figured it out. I hurt myself playing the stupid ass Nintendo Wii. I’m right handed but those dumb asses have an additional controller called the nunchuk which you hold in your left hand. I wasn’t playing that long, I play a game of NBA 2K11 or two at night to relax and unwind. So, I’ve come to the realization that I’m an old fart (41) if I can’t even play a game or two on the Wii without severely injuring myself. I don’t blame myself though, it’s those damn Japanese trying to break us American’s down via their video games. I should mention I can play basketball outside with no problem. How screwed up is that?
It’s labeled a Nintendo Wii but trust me, that mother fucker is a “Pain Station”
I want to reiterate that I wasn’t boxing on the stupid game, nor was I bowling or fencing or anything else gay. I was just using the left controller to help guide my little queer cartoon guy up and down the stupid basketball court. In an unrelated note: This NBA 2K11 game is very realistic. During a recent road trip through Denver the Laker’s Kobe Bryant was accused of rape. Don’t worry, he was later acquitted after paying off the cartoon whore.
Dammit, if I can’t play a few sports video games every now or blow some shit up to relieve some stress I might as well call it quits. KISS MY ASS Nintendo Wii, this is all your fault.