Trick or Treat, on Atomic Gator you’ll probably get more tricks. Here is a list of scary things for you to enjoy on this Halloween weekend.
He is still hugely popular with your daughter and that’s not going to change anytime soon. Scary isn’t it?
Is coming very soon. Unless you live in Chicago, then it’s already here. Fuck you too, winter.
Credit Cards will crush you
Wait till you see those Christmas credit card bills come late January, that will make your ass scream. You’ll be paying for Christmas 2010 for most of 2011.
Season 3 is right around the corner. Fuck you as well Snooki. Look, the show is entertaining but I’m not sure how many more episodes I can watch because they are basically all the same. Everyone gets pissed off with everyone else and they all fight for an hour. Do yourself a favor and watch one episode and you’re pretty much caught up with all the previous episodes and all the episodes that have yet to air.
Did I mention Justin Bieber’s a douche?
I did? Fine, I’ll move on.
He has like 10 jobs and I hate him on every one of them. Am I jealous or is he just an annoying prick? I think the latter. Fuck you Ryan Seacrest.
Every Halloween the Today Show dresses up.
Every year it gets sadder and sadder. Lady Gaga? Justin Bieber? Did I mention he is a tool bag? Look it’s a black Superman. Is that racist? We all know super hero’s are white and villains are black. There, that’s racist, I can move on. I do like Will Ferrell as Megamind, in theaters November 5th.
The Walking Dead
Is the hot new series on AMC. First episode is on Halloween. If you know anything about AMC when they do a show, they do it right, see Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Looks pretty damn scary to me.
There you have it freaks. Happy Halloween.