Dancing with the Stars kicked off last night. How do I know, my wife watches the show so shut your whore mouth.
They really need to rename the show: Dancing with the idiots or dancing with the d-listers. Seriously, this looks more like a collection of douche bags not dancers. Here are some of your “stars”
David Hasselhoff: The last time I saw this miserable asshole he was getting roasted on Comedy Central. What’s with the large bird on your arm, I think I would rather watch him dance on the show than your sorry drunk ass.
Bristol Palin: Wow, yeah she’s definitely a STAR. Her baby daddy’s a stripper and her mom’s an idiot.
Michael Fucking Bolton: Who let this no talent ass-clown into the party? Seriously, Michael fucking Bolton? I have a question, does anyone turn this fucking show down?
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino: Jersey Shore fist pumper. This guy went from making $12,000 a year to a reported $5 million dollars a year in just over 18 months. Wow, dreams can come true. If you kill yourself in the tanning bed, get multiple STD’s from sleeping with skanks and workout every day, you too can become a millionaire.
Finally this chubby black guy: They say he’s on some Disney channel, he looks like the black stay puff marsh mellow guy. I predict the next show he’ll be on is celebrity fit club, just a hunch.
Ever watch his specials or videos, they’re entertaining. But this is even funnier:
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