“Live every week like it’s Shark Week,” Tracy Morgan as Tracy Jordan.
Well, this week is Shark Week on Discovery so in honor of the coolest week of the year I present my own Shark Week. Why do we like Sharks? I don’t know, but it’s pretty cool learning about these man eaters. I guess because they can eat and kill us, is probably the main reason we are so intrigued by these monsters of the deep. That and they are freaking awesome. Okay, this is a comedy blog not a marine biology web-cast, so on with the funny.
In honor of Shark Week here are some of my favorite Sharks
SNL Land Shark:
Back when Chevy was funny. Remember way back then? No offense Chevy. Yes he reads my blog.
Knock, Knock. “Who is it? Candy Gram.”
Sharks with frickin lasers on their heads
I want this sign by the pool at my house. First step, get a pool at my house.
Oh the things I could destroy if I had my own shark with a frickin laser beam on his head.
The Game JAWS (I totally had this game when I was a little guy)
Pull the trash out of the sharks mouth, instant good game? I like the human skull. Yes folks he eats wagon wheels and people.
2-4 players? Really, because I can’t honestly see 4 sane people sitting around the house playing this game.
Bruce “The Shark” from Finding NEMO
Bruce has a good looking set of teeth. He must use Crest White Strips
The Original JAWS Movie
Like the rest of us, Sharks are attracted to naked women
I think we’re going to need a bigger boat. I may also need another cigarette and a change of pants.
No wonder they won all the time, they used 2 cue balls.
“It’s like a nightmare, it just keeps getting worse.”
Nice outfit Janice. Let me guess, you’re a 70’s stay at home mom?
I’ll go higher with that card and do you like my handle bar mustache and groovy blazer?
Mega Shark from the movie Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Can you believe this movie received ZERO Emmy nominations? Robbed, I know right?
Yes that Mega Shark is eating the Golden Gate Bridge
Yes, Lorenzo Lamas has a thick mane of hair. Yes, he’s an established Hollywood D-Lister with his “starring” role in Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
Meglodon Shark Jaws full of nerds
I like how these guys are just chilling. I can just close my eyes and picture this shark putting 6 nerds in his mouth and crushing them and their pocket protectors to death. It’s an awesome vision.
Enjoy Shark Week everyone and thanks for cruising by Atomic Gator.