Move over Ishtar, WaterWorld and Gigli you’ve got competition for the “Best Worst Movie” ever.
Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming a movie together.
Wait, let me say that again, I don’t even believe it and I wrote it. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming a movie together. I still don’t believe it, but I’ll move on. I can’t think of a worse duo. Actually, he’s making the movie and she has a role in it, complete with her ankle bracelet.
I can’t for the life of me think of worse ingredients for a movie. Maybe if you took a big pile of horse shit or cow shit and pointed a camera at it for 90 minutes that would come close to this crap being made. To be honest, I’m not sure how this movie will be any different than the horse/cow shit movie. In fact, if given the choice of the two movies, I would choose to watch the horse/cow shit movie.
I know you think this is a joke but this is a real life, piece of shit film being made, yes again, by the ShamWow douche. You know, because moping up water is apparently a prerequisite for making a movie. You remember him right? He was accused of beating up and getting beat up by a hooker? He sounds like a great guy and I’m sure he’s a magician behind the camera lens.
In 1999 he also released a “comedy” movie called ‘The Underground Comedy Movie.’ The New York Post said it “may be the least amusing comedy ever made.” That’s because he hadn’t made the new movie yet, starring Lindsay Lohan.
See you at the Movies, or not. I don’t really care, as long as I have Twizzlers.