Seriously, think about this for a minute, the Fourth of July is all about beer, BBQ and fireworks. Is there a better holiday? Honestly, you had me at alcohol and fireworks, and you clinched the top seed when you added the grill. Throw in the 3 day weekend and dammit you have the perfect holiday weekend known to man.
Another great part of this holiday is you don’t need to give any holiday gifts or cards. Throw in nice warm summer weather and why does Christmas get all the attention? Sorry baby Jesus, the Fourth of July is da bomb! This holiday had to be invented by guys for guys.
To quote the movie DAZED and CONFUSED:
“Hey guys, one more thing, hey, this summer when you’re being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth of July bruhaha don’t forget what you’re celebrating and that’s the fact a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, rich white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.”
Happy Birthday America!
The Fourth of July weekend revolves around alcohol, the grill and fireworks. Although, people tend to forget the fourth member of this team:
The Emergency Room
The freedom for any idiot to build a grill that looks like a big ass gun. I guarantee you even the worlds most civilized countries like India and Japan don’t have this invention. Nope, this is good ole American know how, mixed with equal parts Redneck and beer. Hey rest of the World, you’re welcome.
It’s not the world’s greatest sport but hell it is American and it’s a lot better than soccer.
Nathan’s Fourth of July Hot dog eating contest
How big is this crap? ESPN runs it live on TV every year. Yes, they televise a hot dog eating contest live on TV. Happy Birthday America!
Happy 4th of JULY from TEAM AMERICA
Warning this video is awesome, and N.S.F.W. because it contains a few thousand F’Bombs. You were warned.
Thanks for reading Atomic Gator, enjoy your holiday weekend.