This is how Rock Stars do it, Machine Gun Bra!
Lady Gaga has recently been spotted at some baseball games, acting rude, drinking and maybe even acting a little diva-ish. Who gives a shit, in my book if you’re a Rock Star you get a free pass. I could trash Gaga because she does this stuff and is a pop singer, but honestly that is too easy. I prefer to see the good in Gaga and by good, I mean bad as in bad ass. I wouldn’t call myself a huge Lady Gaga fan but I admit, I am a fan of her style. She is the star of the moment and she knows how to work it. This has been done before, see Madonna in the late 80’s, J Lo in the late 90’s, me in college, but nobody currently does it better than Gaga. Madonna and J Lo are too mature now, helping world causes, protecting the earth, saving children blah, blah, blah.
Personally, I’m a fan of the old school Rock Star. Fuck everyone and the don’t give a shit attitude.
I don’t know about you but I like my Rock Stars like this, the normal bubblegum bullshit we are force fed everyday on the radio is tragic. I’m glad someone with talent is acting like a star and having a good time, that’s what they should do. I’m not turning this into a VH1 Special for Lady Gaga just applauding her current Rock Star status and her Rock Star lifestyle.
Soon enough she’ll be adopting children, saving rain forests and singing “We are the World” and god forbid getting sober. That is not how I want my Rock Stars, I want them trashing hotel rooms, walking out of interviews, punching paparazzi and showing up drunk to events. Is that too much to ask?
Met’s game June 10th: Arguing with Met’s fans and flicking off some more! Hey, she grew up a Yankee’s fan it’s okay to hate on the Mets.
Yankee’s game June 19th. First off, I dig a chick who likes baseball, this is her second game in a week. I also dig a woman who wears just a baseball jersey and bikini underneath. PLAY BALL!
As you can see she was much nicer to the Yankee fans. Reports have her drinking throughout the game, doesn’t everyone? She then headed down to the clubhouse after the game and met with A-Rod and a few other players. The problem was, the Yankees lost and apparently when they lose the clubhouse is closed to everyone, yes even Lady Gaga. Yankees Management was less than thrilled about her visit and promptly banned her from the clubhouse. A day later the Yankees retracted the ban and said Gaga is not banned for good, it’s just a rule – no visitors after a loss.
Hey, hold on let me get my baseball outfit on
Shirt over Rock Star bikini with mesh tights and high heels, check.
Leather jacket over the shirt. Okay monsters, I’m ready for the game now.
Now this is how it used to be. Sex, drugs and some Rock n Roll. Now it’s all acoustic sets, speaking out against war, saving baby animals and fighting global warming. Fuck that shit, just stick to the drinking and rocking out with your cock out.
These are Rock and Roll bands and this is how you do it. I’m tired these days of hearing all about Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the God Damn Jonas Brothers. FUCK THEM ALL. Can we please get back to when my rock bands brought it hard and brought it drunk? There was no cause for humanity, they were playing just cause they needed to support their drug addiction.
Back to my point – Lady Gaga may be a pop singer but at least she has some balls and does what the hell she wants, when the hell she wants. If she wants to drink and go to baseball games, that’s awesome. Let her act like a Star, she is one. At least she doesn’t have team Disney pulling the strings on her like a damn puppet.
Hey kids, this isn’t Rock and Roll. This is Bullshit
Thanks for enjoying Atomic Gator, and Billy Ray Cyrus is a douche. By the way B. Ray, the Indiana Jones hat doesn’t make you a bad ass when you are also holding a marsh-mellow gun. You complete piece of shit.