First off: If you didn’t read my earlier post on my quest for the iPhone 4, then you should catch up now: Link If you don’t want to read it, then let me give you the cliff notes: I want a new iPhone. My wife is an evil dictator and said no. I said I would lose weight if she would let me have one. She said, get to 165 lbs and then you can have one. My wife is an evil tyrant.
How did I do after one week? Three words sums it up nicely:
FUCK YOU JARED!
I think I should just pre-order the iPhone 4 right now. Lets go to the official week one weigh-in shall we?
Wife and daughter still bored out of their effing minds.
At my first official weigh-in I was 177.5 and just for fun I checked a day later and I was 178.5. Great start huh?
Today at my first official week one weigh-in, which I did 3 times just to make sure it was consistent, I am at 171.5. (Minus 6 pounds overall.) For those who said it couldn’t be done, SUCK IT!
I will say I have worked out 5 of the 7 days (may hit it tonight as well to make it 6 out of 7) and I’ve really cut back on my calories. I’m on a 1700/day calorie diet and I think I’ve been averaging about 1300 a day. So, the double shot of cardio and less food equals = WEIGHT LOSS. Simple math really.
I must also say this Lose It! app is a great app to easily keep up with your daily calories intake. It was a recommendation from Gwen and Mirella and they were both on the money with this. The app is FREE and very simple and it helps keep me in touch with my calories and exercise. That and I’m awesome as shit. Can’t get an app for that, I was just born awesome as shit.
The Biggest Loser
I told all of you I was a big loser and look at me now. Wait, what did I say? I’m well on my way to my target goal of 165. When I hit that that goal, this BIGGEST LOSER will be talking on a brand new Apple iPhone 4. I don’t expect the weight loss to be this big every week but I do expect to be heading in the right direction every week.
Week one Scorecard
Happy Father’s Day
Me and the munchkins at a Parade this weekend.
Thanks for reading Atomic Gator, your one stop weight loss headquarters. I just realized that losing weight is not nearly as funny as gaining weight.
Place your bets!
BY THE WAY> Who ever picks the correct date that I hit 165 or is the closest to that date will receive one free call from me on my new iPhone 4. I will personally de-virginize my phone with a call to you. Leave a comment below, leave a date and let the games begin. By the way, update your date at any time, I don’t give a shit, this isn’t rocket science. If 2 people pick the same exact correct date, fuck it, I’ll call you both!