Look at this clown! Way to go Chinese and by Chinese I mean the entire 1.3 billion. You guys sure know how to humiliate a dog and you’re good at math. I can’t remember, what year in the Chinese Calendar is the year of the ugly painted dog? Because to me it seems like it’s every year.
Look at this green and yellow piece of shit dye job. Body is all green and the head is yellow? I don’t understand the clown dog but at least he’s multicolored. Green and yellow? Yeah he looks pissed off, I would be too. I think I would attack the clown dog and blame it on my bad green and yellow dye job.
They took it up a notch with their latest dye jobs. Behold the wild, exotic animals/dogs
Is that a Bengal Tiger? Nope it’s the new Tiger Woods dog. Part Tiger, part Asian, 100% dog
Is that the rare Panda Bear? Nope it’s a chow-chow, Kung Fu dog shit. Quick someone get that Panda dog some bamboo dog biscuits
Going for a walk with our exotic animals, hee hee hee. Look it’s a Panda bear and tiger, hee hee hee
I guess when you are done humiliating the dogs you can wash them?
This is a dog washing machine. I’m not kidding. Dog looks thrilled doesn’t he? Looks like an oven to me, that or a dog wash time machine.
Speaking of Asians, check out this Hello Kitty Gun. Is that racist? IT is a gun.
I imagine if Paris Hilton had to shoot someone this would be her gun of choice. It would totally match her T-mobile bling-bling Sidekick. JUDGE: Ms. Hilton you’re being charged with Assault with a really GAY weapon. How do you plead? “Guilty your honor, but it was totally hot.”
What Asian themed blog would be complete without Godzilla?
Godzilla vs. Catzilla: Winner gets to stomp Tokyo into the ground. Loser just leaves town dejected.
Time to clean this mess up with Japanese Mr. Sparkle: He is disrespectful of dirt!
Thanks for reading Atomic Gator, now the target of the Asian Mafia. I guess I’m banned in China and Japan. That’s cool, I’ve seen walls before, trust me they’re not that great.