BP: Operation Top Kill was a fail like everything else you’ve done in the Gulf
Here are some suggestions for you assholes to help you with Operation: Get your ass in Gear!
- Plug the god damn hole now ( I read somewhere this could go on till August: umm No, not an option)
- Don’t leave the Louisiana coast till every drop of oil is gone. It will cost you millions of dollars and tons of man power but this is your mess, clean it up you bunch of dicks
- Pay the fisherman, shrimpers and others whose lively hood you affected a salary for the next 5 years. Get their W2’s from last year and pay them that plus 50%
- Free gas to every resident in Louisiana for life (you don’t like this option? Tough shit)
- Free gas for every one in the United States for a year (trust me, this is the only way anyone will ever go to your gas stations again)
The only thing BP has done the past month in a half is show the entire world how not to stop an oil leak, they’ve got that down real well. If that is their mission then BP, mission accomplished.
This is on BP’s home page:
Do you have ideas to help us?
+1 281 366 5511
Honest to God, it’s listed right on their home page: Do you know what the hell that tells me, they still don’t have a fucking clue. They are soliciting the general public for help to solve their epic fail. With the United States government, all the resources and money in the world and these ass-hats still can’t figure out how to stop the damn oil leak.
They have MURDERED the Gulf of Mexico or as they call it on the their homepage: “The Deepwater Horizon incident.” That also is very telling. They call killing 11 workers, destroying coastlines, killing multiple ecosystems that can never be replaced and destroying almost the entire Gulf of Mexico, an “incident.”
This isn’t an incident this is a catastrophe of epic proportions and I know it’s a damn difficult situation for BP but WTF?!? You have to have a plan for shit like this, you offshore drill all the god damn time. It’s not like you were just called on the phone out of the blue to come help plug a hole a mile down in the ocean for no reason. You dug the damn hole, now plug it up! IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH you pieces of SHIT?!?
I don’t care if you have to get the ShamWow guy, clean this mess up NOW!
By the way, the ShamWow guy is a douche.
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