First stop: Tennessee, not surprised one bit. Man jumps out of a perfectly good car because get this, his wife refused to shut up. I know you think I’m making this up so I’ll include links: Link to first idiot jumping out of the car
I know wives can be a little annoying and by a little I mean a LOT, however idiot it’s not a smooth move to hurt yourself to make her shut up. In fact you are probably doing more harm than good. Do you really think you’ll ever hear the end of this, EVER? You’re 23, you have 3 kids in the car and you decide that jumping out of the car and into critical care is less damaging to you than listening to your wife? If that truly is the case listen up here is my advice. If things are that bad asshole, get a divorce. You’ll be doing everyone a favor. Your wife, the kids, the hospital and even the general public.
I think you’ve been playing too much Grand Theft Auto on your Playstation 3, I have no other explanation for this kind of dumbass move. It pains me that you have reproduced three times already, that is probably three times too many.
Next stop on our tour of the idiots: Michigan.
First up here is your link. Trust me I can’t make this shit up, I’m not that funny: Link to the next idiot jumping out of a car
Now, this woman jumped out of perfectly good moving car because her husband would NOT stop for cigarettes. I guess if the cigarettes won’t kill her she’ll jump out of a car? She likes challenging death, or she likes being dumb, I honestly can’t put my finger on it? She’s 54 years old and she’s jumping out of vehicle to go buy cigarettes? She was airlifted and in critical condition after her epic fall. My question for her is, does she think they sell cigarettes at the hospital?
I don’t wish ill will on anyone, and I’m sorry they are hurt but I have to say that you probably deserve exactly what you get when you jump from a moving GMC Sierra pickup to get your smoke on.
Was the husband trying to save her life because he didn’t want her to smoke or was he daring her to jump? That is a good question that I would love to know the answer to. Either way this lady needs to ease up on the smoking because if it doesn’t kill her with cancer it’s going to kill her from jumping out of trucks.
Thanks for stopping by Atomic Gator: feel free to jump from your cars when you’re done reading