Hey nerds, this is the closest you’ll ever get to sex!
If you’re a nerd this year keeps getting better. 3D TV’s are all the rage right now. Every movie coming out in 2010 seems to have a 3D release and now the nerd Nirvana, Playboy in 3D. Who needs real women to talk to when you can grab your thick rimmed nerd glasses (or as you nerds call them: just glasses) and whip out your 3D Playboy. Nerds haven’t rejoiced this much since the release of the first Microsoft X Box.
Let me put this image in your head: on Friday when the new 3D Playboy comes out EVERY NERD will be pleasuring himself with a pair of 3D glasses on, how’s that for a buzzkill?
Memo to Playboy:
You don’t need gimmicks to sell magazines, you have naked women in your mags. We already have 3D Playboy magazines they’re called: Juggs, Penthouse, and Hustler. Just keep finding pretty, young, good looking, naked women and leave the 3D shit to James Cameron, How to Train your Dragon and the TV retards okay? One more thing, you announced a Suitable for Work site for Playboy? What the hell is the point may I ask? We already have SFW magazine sites they’re called: Maxium, FHM and Esquire. If it’s suitable for work then it’s NOT PLAYBOY!
QUIT popping Viagra old man, not only are you screwing every 20 year old blonde at the Mansion, you are now starting to screw your own magazine.
Hope you enjoyed Atomic Gator: Now in 3D!