Good to see Jesus and The Colonel out amongst the commoners. Colonel Sanders with his trademark white suit and Jesus with his trademark grande Chai Creme Frappuccino latte.
Whoa Bob, zip it up. You’re supposed to tease the weather not rape the entire Midwest.
I hate Vanity Plates but I can see where this one would come in handy. I guess he got “NOT OJ” on his plate since “NOT OJ but still a MORON” wouldn’t fit.
From the Olan Mills files:
I hereby present you with the Mustache Brothers or the Super Mario Brothers: Mario and Luigi. FYI don’t let the camouflage suspenders miss your radar, they are there just lurking over the shirt. Nothing says class like denim suspenders. Both of you turn in you man cards now, that’s an order.
Family of Mullets: Why are they so happy? Don’t they own any mirrors? Are those laser cats behind them.
This shitty picture is sponsored by Busch Light: When your picture sucks as bad as your beer, Busch Light.
I hope you enjoyed Atomic Gator, bask in the glow of greatness. I have no idea what the hell that means.