Chris Shaw has won the 10th largest Powerball jackpot ever, $258 million dollars. He was all smiles as he accepted his large check but he wasn’t all teeth. Nope, missing those 2 front ones.
He says he didn’t come from money. Really, thanks Chris because I wasn’t sure. I had no clue on that matter whatsoever. Looking at you, I would say you are either homeless or a powerful CEO – I just don’t know.
He says he’s going to use the money to take his whole family to Disney World and to replace his two front teeth. Memo to Chris: you don’t need $258 million to replace missing teeth, but I’m glad now that the money is going to good use.
Another nugget Chris gave us at the lottery announcement. He’s not sure if he’s going to quit his minimum wage job he has working at the convenience store where he purchased the lottery ticket. He’s been working there now for 3 weeks, yeah sounds like a real tough decision especially with the loyalty factor. I mean, 3 weeks is a long time for you to even have a job. Um Chris, can I speak to you? I know you aren’t Harvard educated or a rocket scientist, but let me help you out with some math. You just won $258 million dollars, go to Disney, get those teeth replaced, and tell that store to kiss your ass.
Put some of that money aside though Chris, you just seem like the kind of person I’m going to read about one day that lost everything. Call it a hunch.
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