I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars regularly but I will admit my wife and I DVR the show to see how bad Kate Gosselin dances each week. She is probably the worst dancer in the history of the show, routinely gets terribly low scores and yet each week the audience votes her into the next round.
I was convinced heading into this week that she could literally show up, walk out on stage and take a dump and still not get voted off the show. Which by the way if you have seen her dance at all was pretty much what she was doing anyway.
Well, tonight was sweet music as the hot mess known as Kate was voted off the damn show. Finally the wicked witch is dead. I have nothing against her other than she’s a moron. She needs to take care of those kids and quit being a media whore every chance she gets. First I thought her husband was the bad guy, then I thought no, it’s Kate. I’ve come to realize they are both turds and probably belong with each other. Okay, my DWTS rant is over, I can now free up my DVR space each week and dedicate it to something much more entertaining like Seinfeld re-runs. By the way who are these “stars” in dancing with the stars? Another lie, like Celebrity Apprentice, where the hell are the celebrities? Rob Blagojevich; really, seriously? That’s probably for another blog.
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