He’s a joker, he’s a smoker, he’s a Middle East diplomat.
So a Middle East diplomat on a plane heading for Denver sneaks a smoke in the bathroom. Is that the bad part, not hardly. When questioned about smoke in the first class bathroom he then mouth’s off he was trying to light his shoe on fire. BING! Cockpit locked down, air marshal’s summoned, cabin locked down, fighter jets scrambled and a full scale situation had erupted. This is the problem with diplomatic immunity, these people think they can do what ever they want when ever they want. I’m sure US citizens with diplomatic immunity do the same thing in other countries and it’s a shitty situation. Imagine what you and I would do if there was no consequences to our actions. I would dine and dash every night. I lived in the Washington DC area for many years and you should see where those assholes with diplomatic tags would park, any damn where they wanted. In the end this situation ended okay, the ass hat was escorted off the plane in handcuffs and within 24 hours he was ordered out of the United States and back to his own country of Qatari.
You thought smoking only gave you cancer. It also has the power to have you handcuffed and kicked out of the country.
This guy has easily earned the Atomic Gator Bomb of the week. Really, seriously? Smoking in the first class bathroom then pulling the ole “Shoe Bomb” gag when the crew sees smoke coming from underneath the door. What was his second line of defense going to be, the ole ‘Snakes on a Plane’ gag?
Way to go idiot, I hope you didn’t like life in the United States of America because you are not ever welcome back here. I have a bomb for you but it’s not a pretend shoe bomb you joked about, it’s the Atomic Gator Bomb!
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