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Kudos to you Mr. Jesse James-Bullock. You have reached new lows which is a feat itself for you. Michelle Bombshell McGee? Really Jesse? Seriously? She’ more ink than flesh. The news of your infidelity wasn’t news itself this week but the fact the number of women making accusations against you is up to FOUR. You aren’t in Tiger’s ballpark yet – come to think of it, I don’t know who’s ballpark you’re in. You have to be a Strip Club’s dream though. (Hold on for an announcement) Diamond to the main stage, that’s Diamond to the main stage. That’s strip club lingo for you readers out of the loop.
You are married to one of America’s sweethearts, why do you need to go out and bang tattoo laden strippers? I’ll tell you why, because at the end of the day you’re just a dumb-ass motorcycle mechanic who has lots of issues. You aren’t the first man to cheat on his wife and you won’t be the last. That is not my gripe. You’re married to Sandra Bullock. Did you see her in Hope Floats or The Proposal – she’s hot. My point is, when you mess with her, you mess with AMERICA and dammit Jesse, you can’t just buy us off with stripper dollars.
Fear not my good man, at least there is one bright spot for you this week. Your wife may have won an Academy Award but you have won something just as distinguished. The Atomic Gator Bomb of the Week.
This wasn’t a hard decision this week. Sure we had some discussion in the board room about Joe Biden being da bomb. But come on who’s Grandfather doesn’t occasionally drop F-Bombs? That’s what they do. Well, that and watch Madlock, eat dinner at 4pm and tell me the radio is to loud even when it’s off, but that’s for another day. Earth Hour was another nomination. C’mon Earth, you have a whole day already now you want more? Plus you are trying to get me to turn off my 54 inch Plasma TV in the middle of the Kentucky vs. West Virginia March Madness game? Anyway, not much consideration for Earth Hour but it did warrant a few votes. FYI the bomb video above is SWEET. If you can, turn that sucker up, at 20 seconds the entire screen shakes, very impressive.
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