Kentucky vs. Cornell: Basketball vs. Book smarts
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Kentucky’s DeMarcus Cousins had this to say in regards to going up against Cornell in the Sweet 16 tonight. “We’re here to play basketball. It’s not a spelling bee.” I gotcha Demarcus because if it was a spelling bee I would definitely have Cornell bringing home the title in all my brackets. You cannot ignore the Ivy League dominance in academics, you’d be crazy stupid if you did. Three other games are on the docket tonight, all of which means we’ll be down to the sweet 12 after tonight?
Survivor: Hero’s vs. Not Hero’s
Damn you DVR
Am I excited about the sweet 16 tonight? Not a ton, I’m mostly mad because these damn games made me miss half of my Survivor: Hero’s vs. Villains which was not on at it’s regularly scheduled time and day. No, it was on a day earlier which I knew but apparently I had failed to notify my DVR! Shouldn’t these things read our minds by now, is that to much to ask from my local cable provider?
Speaking of Survivor can you believe that Tyson was blindsided by the villains? I guess we can’t be too surprised, they’re villains! Here are a few of Tyson’s last words: “A Million dollars is going to fall in my lap somehow, I just have to sit here and wait. So, you know what cha going to do? I’m still pretty awesome.” Yeah, you are awesome if a million dollars is going to fall into your lap. Newsflash dunce you were just voted out, that equals: NOT AWESOME.
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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee
I’m sorry America, your sweetheart Sandy Bullock had no chance against Bombshell McGee. I mean, Jesse James is already married to a wonderful, smart, stable woman so if he’s going to cheat I’m sure he’s going after her polar opposite. This may have “Blindsided” Bullock, especially with the “Speed” that this all happened right after her Academy Awards. If she was smart though she would have checked “The Net” and found out her “Demolition Man” Jesse James is out having Tiger like affairs. Okay, enough Sandra Bullock movie references. Jesse James is an idiot and that should be the end of the story. You can take the motorcycle repairman and put a suit on him and march him down the red carpet but apparently at the end of the day he’s still going to slip those denim overalls back on, hop into his truck and drive down to the strip club and go have sex with a heavily tattooed stripper. Don’t cry for Sandra Bullock she’s a good looking, smart girl and she’ll find someone else. Least we forget, she’s Miss Congeniality: Armed & Fabulous!
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