Biden drops F-Bomb
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Most of his vices include major public gaffes, chalk another one up for the social terminator. Vice President Joe Biden wants you and the entire world to know this is a big f’en deal! It’s what he whispered to the leader of the free world yesterday right after introducing him at the press conference. Problem was the microphones were on loud and clear. I don’t mind an F-Bomb being dropped every now and then, especially when it’s warranted. Is it too much to ask Vice President Joe Biden to keep the F-bombs in the bomb shelter when the President is addressing the entire country with a few dozen open mikes right in front of you? Save that shit for the softball game, bar or Pelosi’s chamber office. If Biden can’t bite his lip with the entire country watching you bet your ass that man has yelled at Sasha and Malia and probably that damn dog Bo for being to loud running around the White House. Can’t you just picture Biden stepping out of his office with a scotch in his hand and just dropping F’Bomb’s all over the place like it’s Frat House, challenging all the republican’s present to a street fight with ole Jo-Jo.
This next video says it all, don’t say Ole Joe didn’t warn you all. Although it’s a parody it’s not that far off from the “real” Joe Biden.
Burger King of Late Night Pimps!
This was an actual ad campaign for BK. Pretty Ballsy. I’ve never really thought about it, but yes it’s true. Pimps, Hookers & Drug Dealers all do need to eat. Finally a late night place for them to get their food on. I say they should have kept this campaign a little longer and ran with it, the next ad probably would have gone something like this. Attention all Murderers, Crack Whores … oh never mind I probably shouldn’t go to far down this road.
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Arnold Palmer to Tiger Woods: Have a refreshing drink, like an Arnold Palmer! Oh, and also let the Media take shots at you.
Arnold Palmer says Tiger should be more open to the media, let them take their shots then be done with it. Palmer is 80, has nothing to lose and actually knows a thing or two dealing with the dog and pony media. I guarantee you Tiger’s dad Earl wouldn’t have been as nice to his Tiger cub. I think if Arnie says something, Tiger should listen and take his advice. Arnie has earned that, and shit he has his own ARMY! By the way if Tiger texts you, get the kids out of the room, that man has a mouth on him.
American Idol turns to Miley Cirus?
Why not turn to a 17 year old who’s dad has a mullet? Seems like the perfect Mentor for American Idol candidates. This show is going south quick. First Abdul is gone, this is Simon’s last season and now they have a Teen Queen giving serious mentoring to the top 11. Really, seriously? Who’s up next week one of the stars from Twilight? By the way, as I was typing away at this hunk of shit called a blog I heard a horrible screeching coming from the living room TV where the wife was watching the Idol results show. I yelled at her, I hope that piece of shit gets voted off tonight. To which, my wife retorted, she cant it’s Miley. Too Bad.
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